Charly was on her Mormon mission, seeking conversions, when she ran into Dilbert.
Dilbert was 6’5″, finance, blue eyes. The perfect specimen for Joe Smith’s big plan.
Charly woo’d Dilbert with the First and Second Nelphi.
Dilbert counter-attacked like a Pokemon with South Park’s take on The Book of Mormon. It was very effective.
And they lived unhappily ever after.
Moral of the story? Don’t do too many drugs. And don’t believe everything you read in noodie magazines.
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