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The pope is dead (RIP), but chit.com is alive & kicking.

Chit.com: the only thing you’ll ever need.

Coming soon.™

We’re currently hiring a rockstar head of community/growth.

Only those with 3-4 years’ experience heading up a mid-size cult in the Santa Cruz mountains need apply.

Email your CV and the SSNs of all your cousins to careers@chit.com

Max here. Is this Hinge? Or will it be soon?

I’m 6′ on Hinge (5’10.5″ irl, but don’t tell anyone).

I’m looking for a wife who’s ready to have 4-6 kids.

Ask me about my blogs, my domains, or my roasts.

I haven’t been on Jeopardy like Charly (brag much?) —

But I did roast Karl Rove back in 2005.

Charly was on her Mormon mission, seeking conversions, when she ran into Dilbert.

Dilbert was 6’5″, finance, blue eyes. The perfect specimen for Joe Smith’s big plan.

Charly woo’d Dilbert with the First and Second Nelphi.

Dilbert counter-attacked like a Pokemon with South Park’s take on The Book of Mormon. It was very effective.

And they lived unhappily ever after.

Moral of the story? Don’t do too many drugs. And don’t believe everything you read in noodie magazines.

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